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Tiny Songs

by Doug Greenfield

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1.
Disclaimer 00:32
The opinions in this song don’t reflect those of the company Don’t punish me the words just came not me, so I wrote ‘em down.
2.
Big Things 01:16
Big things are coming today I’m gonna, gonna make it, make it happen They will be surprised I’ve got all the supplies I’m gonna, make ‘em pay today Big things, big things, be terrified.
3.
Backlash people get in the way of ever doing anything worthwhile today Backlash people, they’re no fun they cling to power by preying on the dumb Backlash people never go away Backlash people never go away, looks like they’re here to stay.
4.
Let’s go gefilte fishing in the store in aisle four You can bring your pole but you won’t need it Just walk through those automatic doors.
5.
Well I used to want a revolution Now I don’t want the interruption I’m a fool for incremental change, incremental change I know it might sound strange but when you get older your mind gets deranged when you get older you don’t like change, unless it’s incremental.
6.
Born in a hospital I was born in a hospital I was born in a hospital oh yeah And I can’t help feeling like a man who was born in a hospital, And my whole opinion’s of a man who was born in a hospital And maybe you don’t understand, maybe you weren’t planned But I wasn’t born in a van I was born in a hospital.
7.
People disappoint me, they never do what you want them to If you’ve ever met people they’ve probably disappointed you They come to bad conclusions faced with basic facts They can’t be anyone else and that’s that (not even for a minute) (not even for a minute)
8.
I’ve got a good opinion, i don’t care what the experts say I’ve got a good opinion, I read it on my phone today You can spend your life studying your so-called facts I don’t need to waste my time, I’m much smarter than that I’ve got a good opinion I know just how i feel I’ve got a good opinion it’s all about the feels, yeah yeah yeah
9.
Well I used to be outrageous, now I’m pretty dull Time sand the edges away, sand us whole Wisdom is wasted on the old
10.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalala We don’t always know what’s coming round the bend We don’t know what new ideas are gonna take sway One thing you can always be assured of, It’ll alway be stupid, It’ll alway be stupid. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalalala
11.
Fetus Fetish 01:58
God bless the holy fetus Make sure he stays alive In a mass shooting be sure to save him, don’t fret about the mother’s life God bless the holy fetus, god bless the holy fetus, god bless the holy fetus God bless the holy fetus He’s more than just a tenant Give him a seat in the Senate His team could win the pennant God bless the holy fetus, god bless the holy fetus, god bless the holy fetus
12.
Live in City 01:11
How do you live in the city? Don’t you get robbed every day? I haven’t been down there in decades But I listen to the news and that’s what they say I listen to the news and that’s what they say Junkies in your front yard every day How do you live in the city? The Mayor is such a jerk He doesn’t hate immigrants that way that we do And he closed a lane of traffic so you can’t get to work I never drive down there but that’s what I’ve heard Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard How do you live in the city?
13.
Good Guys 00:37
The good guys are chasing the bad guys The good guys are chasing the bad guys Don’t ask who we protect, don’t ask who we serve You’ve got too many questions and you’ve got a lot of nerve cause the good guys are chasing the bad guys and don’t you mess around with the blue line
14.
Take a Break 00:49
I need a break, from my break I’ve been slacking to hard, I need to slow down I need a break, from my break I need a day off, from my day off Gotta get some rest, if I want to be at my best I need a break, from my break
15.
Well I speak in an accent that I aint got I talk bad English even though I’ve been taught My pickup truck is shiny and clean I’m a redneck, wannabe And II carry a load of air From here to everywhere. I’ve got a toolbelt that I don’t use And I blame it on the Jews, yeah!
16.
Step away from that cheese Step away from that cheese You have too much cholesterol Step away from that cheese Step away from that can From that can of whipped cream You’re gonna haver a heart attack Step away from that cheese Don’t eat anything Don’t eat anything Everything you like is bad for you Don’t eat anything
17.
Seminary 00:54
What they teach in the seminary does not apply in the rectory What they teach in the seminary does not apply in the rectory You’ve never had to lead a flock so whatcha know? You have to keep them pacified What they teach in the seminary does not apply in the rectory
18.
Think Again 00:51
Jail the people we hate, it will be so great it will be so great Make the country great, it will be so hate it will be so hate There will be no reaction, once you’ve jailed the faction Our people always win, no need to think again, never think again
19.
Ticks and poison ivy, ticks and poison ivy Well I used to go outside, now I’m going fat Ticks and poison ivy took care if that Ticks and poison ivy, ticks and poison ivy Well it’s not safe to go anywhere Stay home in your underwear Don’t even go downstairs Look out the window if you dare Ticks and poison ivy, ticks and poison ivy, ticks ticks ticks
20.
Stuck on A 00:35
Stuck on A I can’t get out of my way Fuckin’ A I seem to be stuck on A All my usual tricks, I’m stuck in a ditch All my usual tricks, I can’t seem to switch
21.
Cliche 01:03
I wanna move to LA and be a cliche Drive to the beach every day, yet be unhappy anyway I’ll get a house inn the hills and lean how to chill And take lots of pills but geography won’t cure my ills, geography won’t cure my ills, ills I wanna move to LA and be a cliche
22.
You think too much, about yourself That’s your only problem, except your other problems You talk too much, about yourself How you always say the best things
23.
Light Up Box 01:39
They used to pet me, now they stare at light up box I sit in my crate and wonder if they’ll remember to feed me Sometimes they talk to it, sometimes it talks back Sometimes I recognize the voices, but they’re not here All night long staring at the light up box it’s buzzes and it’s beeps thrill them Giving them the attention, they used to seek from me.
24.
Women of AI 01:20
I left Alexa for Cortona, she gave me a better phone Siri said whatcha doing, are you on the road to ruin? That GPS woman, she was mighty fine Her British voice it just really blew my mind I didn’t know I was making a big mistake until she sent me right into the lake I had to get help from Erica the voice from Bank of America Come to the branch and see me, she got me really steamy Women of AI, oh me oh my without my iPhone I would surely die Women of AI oh my oh me, without those voices who would talk who would talk to me
25.
IEDs RPGs so many ways to kill you Kalashnikovs Molotovs They’re coming up with new ones every day in a lab near Santa Fe Gonna blow your smithereens away
26.
My life has lost its meaning I don’t know where it went But landlord says I’ll start by paying the rent
27.
Let’s all pray…..for the end of religion Those old prophets…..well they had tunnel vision Inventing fables that they expect you to swallow Silly rules that they don’t even follow and all they do is cause division so let’s all pray…..for the end of religion
28.
Walk a mile in someone’s shoes and you’ll be accused of stealing shoes ‘cause empathy is just not cool in a world that’s run by fools

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An album of brief, concise songs. 28 songs, 27 minutes. Most are in the 30-90 second range. Great for a short attention span!

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released April 23, 2024

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Doug Greenfield Arlington, Massachusetts

"Singer"-"Songwriter" based in Arlington, Massachusetts. Originally from Philadelphia.

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